Sisyphus "Take Me" (Ryan Dickie, dir.)

When I say Sufjan Stevens has made a NSFW video you might instantly think of a ratchet pseudo-porno where nudity is revealed to merely get attention. Of course, if you know Sufjan's music — a multi-instrumentalist and pop genius who's more likely to be collaborating with a ballet than commanding a crew of twerkers — then it should be no surprise that the "Take Me" video for his new Sisyphus project is a high-art, almost abstract depiction of beauty, sex and desire. In other words: Don't expect to get your jollies off. And, you likely won't get fired for watching this in your cubicle.