Of course the overnight rink attendant — spending his time cleaning blades and riding the Zamboni — dreams of taking the ice and delivering a majestic routine. All grace, spins, and axels. And all done to the dirtnasty rock of Pissed Jeans.
If you've ever wondered how all those Infomercial bozos manage to not injure themselves as they chop and cook while staring at the camera, this amazing and damn funny Pissed Jeans video is for you.