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"Dark Horse" Video Star Jiff Breaks Two World Records

That Pomeranian from the Katy Perry "Dark Horse" video just entered the Guinness Book Of World Records as the World's Fastest Dog On Two Legs. In fact, little Jiff actually broke TWO world records, in both the 5- and 10-meter races.

Jiff also has 1.5 million Twitter followers, which I only bring up to reinforce the point that this anklebiter is likely more accomplished than you.

What If... David Lynch Directed a Kanye West Video

Director David Lynch can do anything. TV, movies, music, videoscoffee, ice bucket challenges...

Just imagine what he could have done with Kanye West, especially on a track like "Blood On The Leaves"... Alas, it seems we almost found out.

The Daily Beast has a long interview with Lynch, which includes this AMAZING answer about being a Kanye West fan:

“Blood on the Leaves” is one of my favorite songs. It’s great. He’s just ridin’ the wave and not takin’ no for an answer. We almost worked together, but I never got the ideas. I feel I let him down a little bit. I was going to do the music video for “Blood on the Leaves,” but it never happened. I didn’t come up with any ideas that I thought he would like. Kanye came up to the house one day. Kanye’s a good guy, and a great musician. I loved the song, and that’s what brought us together, but I couldn’t come up with ideas that thrilled either one of us."

Damn. So. Close.

"Scream" Gets Named Most Expensive Video Ever; Director Mark Romanek Disagrees

Here's the problem with almost any "Most Expensive Music Videos Ever Made" list: It's all a guessing game unless you were the one signing or receiving the check.

This new Forbes list is all Michael Jackson and Madonna — they're not falling for any tall tales like Business Week did about Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" costing $6.5 million, which is crazy bitch — in almost the same order that Vh1 had for their "They Spent How Much??" recap last year.

The numbers, when adjusted for inflation in 2013 dollars, range from a paltry $6.9 million for Michael Jackson's "Black Or White" to $10.7 million for his "Scream" collaboration with Janet Jackson.

Are these numbers close? Who knows. Except maybe Mark Romanek, who directed two of these videos — including the apparently apocryphal #1 Most Expensive Video Ever Made:

Red Foo "New Thang" (Mickey Finnegan, dir.)

LMFAO may be done, but Red Foo is keeping that same vibe alive in his solo work, but with a saxier twist. (And yes, I mean saxy, not sexy). Longtime LMFAO director Mickey Finnegan is on-board here, delivering a dance extravaganze that looks like it takes place in the "Party Rock Anthem" street corner, but on a day when it's not besieged by the shufflin' masses.

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