He's Tom Hanks, Bitch
Don't worry: Tom Hanks hasn't abandoned his boy Chet Haze, but he does have a "starring" role in this tribute video by Buckwheat Groats.
It's NSFW and full of fantastic details — I love an ill-fitting thong that requires pixelating — and will likely have you chanting "Bitch, I'm Tom Hanks" for days.
