Franchesca Leigh "Turn Your Phone" (Checa Leigh, dir.)

Sung to the tune of TLC's classic 'No Scrubs' this comedic instructional video is certainly far too basic for the astute readership of Videostatic. However, it often seems the rest of the world needs to be reminded that key life moments — like that awesome dancing baby in the backseat — need the full horizontal panorama a camera phone can deliver. Also, I need to find this McDonald's that is apparently some kind of McNugget fueled Fight Club.

Doug Stern also writes music video treatments and has still uses a SkyTel pager.