March 2014

Here's Your "Fill in The Blanks" Music Video Treatment

My friend Doug would say this is Inside Baseball, but what the hell: It is Spring Training...

I still wait for that perfect Generic Band Video — save your snark, people — but someone has submitted a treatment for it...

Feel free to re-use Generic Fill In The Blanks Video Treatment for any video project. It's like Mad Libs, but not trademarked and featuring a mood board (and a Gregory Crewsdon reference photo, of course).

Missing? The word edgy isn't used a single time. Also, most video briefs are anywhere near this brief (even though this clocks in at nine pages)...

The Single Video Theory of Ray LaMontagne

Sometimes the best music video strategy is no music video.

Pearl Jam broke through on the back of a Single Video Therory: There was the classic "Jeremy" and then that was essentially it before fully re-embracing the traditional video on new album Lighting Bolt

Metallica didn't bother to make any videos for their first three albums. And they finally did let the cameras roll, the result was "One," an eight minute opus laced with film footage and dialogue from the 1971 film Johnny Got His Gun. And it was awesome.

And here we have Ray Lamontagne. He waited five albums and 10 years to release his first ever music video. And while I think we can all agree its not weighted with the same importance as either of those other examples, it's a sign that even the most organic and hermetic artists need to have some sort of visual, something to stake out a space on YouTube aka the world's biggest jukebox.

This Is A Generic Brand Video

How hard is it to make a Generic Brand Video? Get some stock footage, a stentorian announcer, the right mix of races, ages and socio-economic levels. Make sure the script includes the word "shitload" and, boom, mission accomplished.

It's a spot-on parody, and also a very clever promo clip for stock footage bank Dissolve

Now, can we make a Generic Band Video??

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