What starts as a commentary on sexist ass/legs videos, turns into a pomo exploration on Internet overactions, turns into an actual reality as weird as what we've just seen, before turning into a meditation on the loneliness of the creative video director, played by Keith Schofield himself.
Meet Dr. Karl Milkthistle, a sex guru who's ready to teach you a million new sex positions, including The Human Sexipede, Canary In The Coalmine and other tricky maneuvers that weren't in your parent's copy of the Kama Sutra.
Disclaimer: Don't try any of this at home, but feel free to do so in public.