And you thought owing money to Stitches was a precarious situation? That's nothing compared to what Rihanna is prepared to do when she comes to collect. In this case, an unlucky trophy wife gets subjected to various punishments that range from cruel to unusual, but that's nothing compared to what happens to the deadbeat and decadent accountant who's really the target of RiRi and her girl gang's dirty deeds.
Let's just say there will be blood, and boobs, so consider this one NSFW — unless you work in collections and need a role model.
While you might be tempted to view this as Rihanna showing the young'ns how Twerking is done — all respect to Ms. Miley, of course — keep in mind that photos from this shoot first crept out in May, way before the word was enshrined in the Oxford English Dictionary.
In fact there's a huge backstory here, teased in this little Twitter back and forth between director Vincent Haycock and Rihanna:
@vincehaycock luckily none of that matters, just take your name off the check while u at it! Whatever your issue is leave my fans out of it
How's the video itself? Well, it's got pasties, strippers, twerking and a whole lot of content that's probably the unsafe side of NSFW. To summarize the wise man Chazz Michael Michaels, "It's provocative."