@JosephKahn The solution is to get married early and have double income so 43 halves to 21 years. Marry at 19, save, buy house at 40. 18 hours 17 min ago
@JosephKahn I seem to have a timeline full of people who hate their dads. 15 hours 20 min ago
@davidguetta RT : Post and tag me if you’re using my lens! Find it here 🤪🤪🤪 https://t.co/bqTQlP7gm1 https://t.co/lEz3zCm0gB 1 day 1 hour ago
@JosephKahn It's better to be poor in 2019 than rich in 1919 when you took a bath once a week and an infected cut on your hand meant cutting it off. 1 day 8 hours ago
@JosephKahn RT : Parent fights back after son mauled in the face by Watch video of attack — it happens that fast! https://t.co/gkoZyvy8GZ 12 hours 47 min ago
@questlove I left my ♥️ in records_by_mail JESUS H CHRIST. https://t.co/22bqmfdoAh 1 day 21 hours ago
@dougstern Man, armed off-duty police officers are great, aren't they? https://t.co/gUPjSDiqVs 3 hours 21 sec ago
@JosephKahn Nobody says "cancel" except teenagers. 4 hours 51 min ago
@JosephKahn It will take you 43 years to save up for a downpayment on an average house in LA. If you are 30, you buy when you a… https://t.co/weHETtkbXL 19 hours 23 min ago
@taylorswift13 Asked a few friends to be in the You Need To Calm Down video 😄 Out tomorrow at 8:15am ET https://t.co/QFp2Ni4Lb0 1 day 1 hour ago
@taylorswift13 Just like my life, this video was co-executive produced by 😸 https://t.co/AObdtkYl0w 1 hour 24 min ago
@JosephKahn HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all those ugly dads who somehow ended up with beautiful kids. I'm gonna have to DNA test Lola… https://t.co/6RwO2hWLB0 23 hours 56 min ago
@JosephKahn Or save independently and then combine savings at 40 with your soul mate to buy house. 18 hours 14 min ago
@JosephKahn I read The Indifferent Stars Above by Daniel James Brown. An account of the Donner Party who resorted to cannibali… https://t.co/F7eIXAJXLA 1 day 22 hours ago

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