When it comes to who best represents the modern pirate, I agree with Dave Grohl and Alice Cooper: It's Lemmy from Motorhead. No contest. But, I doubt Sir Lemmy would ever make a video like Kenny Chesney, who drapes himself in the Jolly Rodger and surrounds himself with bikini babes on an island paradise. Probably not an authentic Pirate experience, but probably more appealing to most on a winter's day. (Me? I'm a Lemmy guy.