@JosephKahn I realized as a teenager I needed to specialize my knowledge in one thing in order to surpass everyone. This is why I am the best at eating. 18 hours 12 min ago
@JosephKahn I miss being at a comic book convention, sitting anonymously on a wall eating an overpriced hot dog, watching nerds walk around. 16 hours 55 min ago
@JosephKahn I will not buy anything more rewarding this year than my Toto 700H Japanese Supertoilet. 1 day 2 hours ago
@JosephKahn I WILL FIND THE GASOLINE AND KILL https://t.co/E8EleUFZc4 1 day 14 hours ago
@JosephKahn What scares you? I’ll start. That I’m too handsome to relate to normal people. 3 hours 20 min ago
@dougstern Doesn't that mean they never truly were "their principles" all along? 1 day 23 hours ago
@JosephKahn I literally cannot make heads or tails of what he said here by the end of three minutes. https://t.co/6aApRJPcPv 1 day 9 hours ago
@kanyewest When you go to your boys house and you’re both wearing orange 🍊 https://t.co/IyPOdEKaVY 21 hours 41 min ago
@dougstern This sounds terrible, but I also recall breathless reports about impressionable young people and 'lips… https://t.co/RpqhCkl9cz 14 hours 50 min ago
@JosephKahn There are infinitely more attractive humans than smart humans. 1 day 2 hours ago
@JosephKahn 99% of being a visual effects supervisor on big Hollywood movies is making them build sets that will be completely roto'd out. 19 hours 25 min ago
@JosephKahn Some complain that BODIED doesn't answer the questions it raises. My response: I'm not your dad. 11 hours 25 min ago
@dougstern Doesn't that mean they never truly were "their principles" all along? https://t.co/OQ0zhS5XoK 1 day 23 hours ago
@dougstern Fair enough, they figure we oughta stay in our own room until we can calm down and act like a member… https://t.co/VMhuX9PN6N 1 day 23 hours ago

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