Don't you hate when you're a pallbearer and the church steps are filled with hundreds of banana peels and you slip and fall and lose control of the casket and it then goes off on its own for a Tony Hawk video game adventure?
Weezer mainman Rivers Cuomo learns that there's no faking a perfect look when it comes to a basic "hot or not" dating app. Nope, the key to capturing Best Coast singer Bethany Cosentino's is good old-fashioned real world subterfuge.
Of course the overnight rink attendant — spending his time cleaning blades and riding the Zamboni — dreams of taking the ice and delivering a majestic routine. All grace, spins, and axels. And all done to the dirtnasty rock of Pissed Jeans.