@dougstern Leave Stacy Peralta out of this! https://t.co/zZIs1abXkU 1 day 8 hours ago
@JosephKahn Here is my picture run through the old face app. https://t.co/POR7eB9f9O 1 day 8 hours ago
@dougstern Please tell me this is a Jimmy Page biopic! https://t.co/789ACKNIpX 23 hours 49 sec ago
@A_Listermann So the power is completely out for going on an hour in 90048. why is this happening AGAIN? It’s n… https://t.co/AkCeaOFLBe 1 day 20 hours ago
@questlove Wow....this ain’t that bad. Imma be aight! https://t.co/w5jOC8ItTn 6 hours 34 sec ago
@JosephKahn I bought some playing cards on Amazon. Easy purchase right? This is what I accidentally got. https://t.co/cAuuKfCund 20 hours 14 min ago
@Videostatic Lil Nas X f/ Billy Ray Cyrus, Young Thug, Mason Ramsey "Old Town Road (Area 51 Video)" (Somehoodlum, dir.)… https://t.co/VYTTidzD9d 10 hours 14 min ago
@JosephKahn RT : All the people hating on In-N-Out burgers are usually people that don't have access to them. Yall are like dudes wh… https://t.co/xiQ1RpbPsz 1 day 6 hours ago
@jus10p Looking for 2 VIP tickets to Area 51 Weekend 1. DM me if you are selling. 8 hours 7 min ago
@dougstern Man, how did our stupid-ass country accidentally bring us this amazing guy? https://t.co/awBCv8NT6p 1 day 7 hours ago
@JosephKahn Yes it has less depth than Raiders but is the most throwback serial of them all. 1 day 8 hours ago
@JosephKahn RT : American kids want to be youtubers, and the Chinese kids want to be astronauts. https://t.co/HY2MBDG8wD 9 hours 24 min ago
@questlove i imagine Jon Stewart right now thinking about Rand Paul https://t.co/cAOoLITIkV 5 hours 28 min ago
@katyperry A new 🌊〰wave〰🌊 of the Beauty School collection is out at ! Keep checking back for more new styles 👠… https://t.co/keyRqrvllI 1 day 10 hours ago
@JosephKahn I love when you hit on me. 18 hours 37 min ago
@JosephKahn I did this for insane Kpop groupies but it also ended up blocking The Rock. 8 hours 2 min ago
@Videostatic R.LUM.R "How It Feels" (Edgar Daniel, dir.) https://t.co/vRHjjRFabS 1 day 9 hours ago
@JosephKahn Girls, here is my wisdom to impart to you: Find a rich guy who loves you and doesn't want to control you and yes h… https://t.co/ZSDpcHZuDF 1 day 19 hours ago
@dougstern Sweet galloping crapstacks, has any phrase in any language ever been asked to do more heavy lifting than 2019-era "… https://t.co/timEJNcdcl 1 day 10 hours ago

Jessy Terrero

Jennifer Lopez "I Luh Ya Papi" (Jessy Terrero, dir.)

After discarding some weak treatments — surprised there wasn't one with David Ortiz in it — JLo and her galpals decide to imagine a turnabout video, where they're surrounded by mancandy that's on par with the  video vixens who ornament most rap videos.

PS: That is indeed actual Capitol Records SVP of Creative & Video Danny Lockwood in the intro. Now word, however, about whether any of the ideas they run through are actual treatment submissions.