Styles collide with hippies, bikers, rockers and queens all facing off as if in a West Side Story fever dream. Plus, there's a feature by Stormzy, and Little Mix even grant their moms cameos to add even more power to the proceedings.
What if all the Spice Girls were sporty? And prone to covering Cameo? And had Sporty Spice herself in a cameo? (Post-Modern, yes?)
Before you mock this fit and they know it Girl Group, just know it's all for the UK charity Sport Relief, which "brings the entire nation together to get active, have fun and raise life-changing cash."