Seeing as how most humans are befuddled by Riff Raff, what are the chances that aliens can make sense of it? Luckily, the Raffmaster is as compelling as ever here, decked out in ice (and Air Jawwdinz) and rocking a track catchy enough to even get the pets and insects bobbing along.
First off, Danny Trejo rules. And I daresay his role in this Train video is his best since Machete — in fact, I'm pretty sure he's playing Machete here. Second off, there's no way Trejo would let Train singer Pat Monahan out alive — in real life, or in a music video. Otherwise: Trejo, and Train, for the win.
This should hopefully be the weirdest thing you see all day, a pantswetting (literally, explicitly), NSFW exploration of bondage and boundaries with vitiligo model Chantelle "Winnie" Harlow and musician/artist JMSN.