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Marc Klasfeld

Kid Rock "Po-Dunk" (Marc Klasfeld, dir.)

This new Kid Rock video — or maybe it's a campaign ad? – is the kind of proudly backwoods free-for-all that will make you want to get pregnant, light a smoke, pop a Champale bottle, shoot some guns, take your top off to take a horse for a walk, and get in the mud with all your friends and family for some 'rassling. And if one of your friends happens to be Kid Rock, you also get a private plane ride.

The New Most Watched YouTube Video of All Time

Pour a tiny bit of malt liquour, or soju, for PSY. The Korean sensation's internet smash "Gangnam Style" has ended a five year run as the most viewed video of all time on YouTube.com — a run that was so bonkers, that it surpassed the total number of plays that YouTube could track, forcing the service to rewrite its view-counting code.

The new champion is Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth's "See You Again," directed by Marc Klasfeld, and commissioned for the Furious 7 movie to pay tribute to the late Paul Walker.

Currently, the count is relatively close: "See You Again" has 2.896 billion views compared to "Gangnam Style" and its 2.894 billion views.

All these numbers are way above my head — maybe we can entice Nate Silver to dig into the data? — but either way: Congratulations world, you've spent a cumulative 44,000 years watching these two videos!