@katyperry Happy Earth Day! 🌎 Love, Your favorite little freak horse pony 🐴 https://t.co/gPZ3ESRS6W 1 day 20 hours ago
@TommyLaBuda New "DRUGS" music video directed by Ethan Lader https://t.co/wsdMI8X6gA out now! 23 hours 31 min ago
@questlove So does this "lucky guy gets lap dance" thing at her show back 2001...slowly...she..points..to...… https://t.co/ee5uyYNR6x 1 day 9 hours ago
@JosephKahn A giant of the music video/commercial industry. Propaganda Films was like the Beatles to me as a kid. https://t.co/bgBGgzSKuJ 1 day 21 hours ago
@questlove RT : I remade frogger but you play in bumper-to-bumper traffic. It's not nearly as fun, but it's a lot more realistic.… https://t.co/v6oYLjHdAL 10 hours 32 min ago
@questlove One dude literally did the first 5 songs on ODB’s album ghostface style as an opener for us… https://t.co/jTN9ku63rr 10 hours 17 min ago
@JosephKahn RT : Two people injured after three pit bulls attack them https://t.co/M9hekZxteo 22 hours 41 min ago
@flo_tweet Florence + The Machine BST Hyde Park Saturday 13th July Get tickets now https://t.co/Pk1STQE2qa Joined by… https://t.co/xRwNXyfv4c 1 day 8 hours ago
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@JosephKahn Cargo shorts are leggings for men. 1 day 17 hours ago
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@JosephKahn It's interesting how young people are so eager to say common words or catchphrases to reinforce conformist behavior. But go off. 20 hours 30 min ago
@markromanek I like to call this one, “Pit Stop to Paradise.” Happy Easter! https://t.co/UOpuMYM9RZ 1 day 12 hours ago

Marc Klasfeld

Kid Rock "Po-Dunk" (Marc Klasfeld, dir.)

This new Kid Rock video — or maybe it's a campaign ad? – is the kind of proudly backwoods free-for-all that will make you want to get pregnant, light a smoke, pop a Champale bottle, shoot some guns, take your top off to take a horse for a walk, and get in the mud with all your friends and family for some 'rassling. And if one of your friends happens to be Kid Rock, you also get a private plane ride.

The New Most Watched YouTube Video of All Time

Pour a tiny bit of malt liquour, or soju, for PSY. The Korean sensation's internet smash "Gangnam Style" has ended a five year run as the most viewed video of all time on YouTube.com — a run that was so bonkers, that it surpassed the total number of plays that YouTube could track, forcing the service to rewrite its view-counting code.

The new champion is Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth's "See You Again," directed by Marc Klasfeld, and commissioned for the Furious 7 movie to pay tribute to the late Paul Walker.

Currently, the count is relatively close: "See You Again" has 2.896 billion views compared to "Gangnam Style" and its 2.894 billion views.

All these numbers are way above my head — maybe we can entice Nate Silver to dig into the data? — but either way: Congratulations world, you've spent a cumulative 44,000 years watching these two videos!