@JosephKahn The solution is to get married early and have double income so 43 halves to 21 years. Marry at 19, save, buy house at 40. 18 hours 20 min ago
@JosephKahn This writer Christina Cauterucci has been endlessly bashing Taylor for years. She's obsessed. Some editor at some p… https://t.co/Q0hEdGhyFw 1 day 9 hours ago
@JosephKahn Critics paying more attention to the race or gender of the filmmaker than the filmmaking itself. It's like a baby f… https://t.co/rO0IXt0CH5 1 day 8 hours ago
@JosephKahn I read The Indifferent Stars Above by Daniel James Brown. An account of the Donner Party who resorted to cannibali… https://t.co/F7eIXAJXLA 1 day 22 hours ago
@JosephKahn RT : Pit bull attack: Dog filmed viciously biting horse on Wollongong beach https://t.co/MXMrcNRo9n 2 hours 31 min ago
@JosephKahn They know Indians don't tip. 1 day 19 hours ago
@dougstern Man, armed off-duty police officers are great, aren't they? https://t.co/gUPjSDiqVs 3 hours 3 min ago
@davidguetta RT : Une collaboration entre et est annoncée pour le mois de Juillet 🤩🤩 https://t.co/p8sYmegh7C 1 day 1 hour ago
@taylorswift13 Just like my life, this video was co-executive produced by 😸 https://t.co/AObdtkYl0w 1 hour 27 min ago
@katyperry love u every day dad @ Dad Jokes Club https://t.co/hv30UX6cvj 9 hours 41 min ago
@taylorswift13 RT : My friend asked me to be in her new music video, “You Need To Calm Down.” It premieres tomorrow! Now… https://t.co/Ym9LXpp7cz 15 hours 46 min ago
@JosephKahn Nothing strikes fear into my dog more than THE FINGERS https://t.co/vT2tvCb5M5 19 hours 20 min ago
@markromanek RT : "Some of my friends were having anxiety about being at school and I don't think that's fair to any kid." This 14-y… https://t.co/0iGyAqjMZC 10 hours 44 min ago
@JosephKahn Almost all cab drivers in NYC are Pakistani/Middle Eastern. Aren't cabs avoiding African Americans examples of Paki… https://t.co/XruwrpMmzs 1 day 20 hours ago

Marc Klasfeld

Kid Rock "Po-Dunk" (Marc Klasfeld, dir.)

This new Kid Rock video — or maybe it's a campaign ad? – is the kind of proudly backwoods free-for-all that will make you want to get pregnant, light a smoke, pop a Champale bottle, shoot some guns, take your top off to take a horse for a walk, and get in the mud with all your friends and family for some 'rassling. And if one of your friends happens to be Kid Rock, you also get a private plane ride.

The New Most Watched YouTube Video of All Time

Pour a tiny bit of malt liquour, or soju, for PSY. The Korean sensation's internet smash "Gangnam Style" has ended a five year run as the most viewed video of all time on YouTube.com — a run that was so bonkers, that it surpassed the total number of plays that YouTube could track, forcing the service to rewrite its view-counting code.

The new champion is Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth's "See You Again," directed by Marc Klasfeld, and commissioned for the Furious 7 movie to pay tribute to the late Paul Walker.

Currently, the count is relatively close: "See You Again" has 2.896 billion views compared to "Gangnam Style" and its 2.894 billion views.

All these numbers are way above my head — maybe we can entice Nate Silver to dig into the data? — but either way: Congratulations world, you've spent a cumulative 44,000 years watching these two videos!