Plunge "Shallow" (Izabella Malewska, Tutku Barbaros, Lilly Pollard, dir.)
I’ve plucked my eyebrows, straightened my hair and whacked some red lipstick on: I’m ready for my date. He arrives. Eyes like the ocean, hair buoyant in the summer breeze, and the unerring confidence of a man who’s as proficient in the kitchen as he is in the bedroom. I look down. You’ve got to be kidding me. A Winkle-picker. A. Mother. Fucking. Winkle. Picker.
