Chris Rock once said that you never wanna be the old guy in the club. Though he was speaking in a hip-hop context, that adage may apply to the Brooklyn hipster scene as well.
Unsolicited advice: Never eat beef stew from the toilet. No matter how clean or delicious it seems. Also, don't use raw eggs instead of lottery balls, or generally take your eyes off this non-stop barrage of awesome randomness for this thrashing ditty from Superchunk.
Music won't save your life. And that's OK. Take it from Superchunk, the pioneering indie band that's celebrating 20+ years with new album I Hate Music and this anthem about coming to terms with the powers and limitations of music. The video itself is a more direct love letter, paying tribute to the music (and specifically, the vinyl) that people hold close to their heart.