Rihanna's "S&M" video is the gift that keeps on giving to lawyers and billable hours.

Having already settled with photographer/director/artist David LaChapelle over the alleged  appropriation of his imagery in the video, German photographer Philipp Paulus is seeking restitution and an injunction over other scenes similar to his photo series depicting a woman under clear plastic scrawled with black X's.

If he wins, the video could potentially be removed offline, which probably wouldn't be a huge loss, since I'm sure everyone is tired of the headache and,despite having nearly 50 million views, it's barely been viewed since July 2011:

Also, in other Rihanna news: She owns a technicolor dreamcoat.

Look at her. With the rapping and the twerking. The nudity. I can do that. Let me call Larry King. 

That's how I imagine the thought process of Billy Ray Cyrus in regards to this headscratching hip-hop sequel to his 1992 smash "Achy Breaky Heart." The elder Cyrus takes all the wrong lessons from his daughter Miley's re-invention, making for a spectacular spacecrash with rapper Buck 22 (aka Dionne Warwick's son).

But, laugh all you want. This bad boy is already 5 million views in just three days and at least Billy Ray was wise enough to keep his clothes on.

So many familiar faces here: Batman, Hello Kitty, Mario, Skeletor, Darth Vader... See if you can name them all in this wonderful little/big animated clip for The Griswolds. 

Perhaps you'd like some bloody hearts for Valentines Day? If so, then check out this slice of Sin City pulp from director Phil Mucci...

Just in time for Valentine's Day, yes? Mariah Carey returns, this time as an almost mermaid — legs, no flipper — pining for her abtastic man.

Can Bunny Michael bring reggaeton back? Probably not. But, can you she hold you attention for a few minutes thanks to a glam look that's a bit like an overly orange Paris Hilton and a trippy video that's crazier than a ride down an oompaloompa's chocolate river? Hell yeah.

Every marketing wiz is always hunting for that new music video promotion destination, someplace that will catch attention and provide a built-in audience.

Well, Xiu Xiu has won the latest round of this neverending contest by apparently premiering the exceedingly NSFW video "Black Dick" at PornHub.

Noisey has the scoop and the link... And don't let the opening images of hairless kittens (not a pun) fool you: This gets very porny very quickly.

Super explicit NSFW link via Noisey