It's not paranoia if she's actually trying to kill you. Such is the case in this clever video which gives you all your cheap thrills while also flipping the script for something that's way more Death than Sex.
The double entendre is probably not lost anyone, but just in case: When Nelly talks about checking Porsche's undercarriage, bagging it up and taking a quick spin, he's referring to his girl. Director Ethan Lader splits the difference, casting both a stylish car and a hot chick to keep Nelly busy on the open road.
Reality bends, bows and swirls as Cee-Lo Green and Lauriana Mae approach each other, but it's not enough to close the literal chasm that separates them.