The Artist Formerly Known As Randa continues an awesome streak of music video in this character study of a socially awkward Lifeguard who seems incapable of getting the girl, or saving a life — unless he resorts to something a bit more dangerous.
The Eversons frontman Mark Turner attempts to win back "Emily" while she works her shift as a waitress at a Chinese restaurant. Big mistake. Not only does he wind up with hot tea and even hotter chili flakes in his face, he also gets his heart ripped out of his chest.
Which is a shame, since the dude had a whole choreographed flash mob arranged, including some people dressed up as living/dancing potstickers.