The trouble with living in a '70s horror film reality is that there's no escaping your fate, even if you figure out how to evade that initial axe-wielding maniac.
Unfortunately it takes more than enthusiasm, a bluetooth earpiece, and a douchey haircut to be a music manager, much like it takes more than a scruffy beard, a beanie cap and the ability to frame a show with your fingers to be a professional video director. Both lessons are learned the hard way in this satirical clip.