Miley and Britney Deemed Too Hot for Daytime TV... in France

Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus too hot for daytime TV? In France, no less?

Say hello to the weirdest news of the year so far — ok, maybe second place to author Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife who pulled a gun out of her vagina after a heated debate about ETs with a boyfriend — where the the proud land of Serge Gainesbourg has decreed some fairly tame, and hugely popular content as being too explicit. 

France's Conseil Superieur de l'Audiovisuel (CSA) decreed Miley's naked ballbuster "Wrecking Ball" and Britney's "Work Bitch" as too racy for daylight viewing. Miley is "too sexually explicit," and Britney's video depicts "sadomachistic universe representing women in a way that risks shocking many viewers."

Or, if I may posit another theory, they depict women in charge of their sexuality and rendering men powerless in the face of you know what.

Talking Videos, Britney and more with Director Joseph Kahn

Director Joseph Kahn calls it one of his best videos, but notes that he's referring to the "unseen" version before correcting himself, rechristening it the "never to be seen" version.

He's referring to the Director's Cut of Britney Spears "Perfume," an unreleased version of the video that generated a whole lot of intrigue and interest online, including even a petition for its release. 

It was an unavoidable topic when Kahn and I recently connected to talk about his career and music videos in general. And although he's know to be outspoken and iconoclastic — how many other directors would have the sack to publicly declare that his cut of "Perfume" is not only the better video, but his best video ever? — he's also rarely full of shit.  And the Director's Cut of "Perfume" is indeed the kind of video that would have generated way more talk and controversy than the skirmish we've seen over whether the "Director's Cut" would be released or not. Trust me. Or, rather, trust Joseph Kahn. 

Read on for our conversation about all this and much more...

Soundtrack YouTube Videos with Avicii via TruTu.be

Why make a video when you could instead create a platform for fans to create their own videos out of nearly any video currently on YouTube and the Avicii song of your choice, thereby creating infinite videos without needing to shoot a single frame.

Here's how it works:

  • Visit TrueTu.be
  • Do a search for your preferred video imagery (funny dogs, for example)
  • Create your mash-up, using the Avicii song of your choice and using the site's online editor to pick sync points and nudge things into perfect position
  • Publish and Share

Macaulay Culkin and Friends are The Pizza Underground

The Pizza Underground is as divisive as Hawaiian Pizza. Either you think it's genius or an abomination. The schtick has Tambourine man Macaulay Culkin and friends recasting various Velvet Underground and Lou Reed songs into shambling odes to pizza. It's all pretty lo-fi and off-the-cuff and harmless fun, but mostly because Lou isn't around to fucking harm them.