Chris Marrs Piliero

All Time Low "Something's Gotta Give" (Chris Marrs Piliero, dir.)

You would think that a gig as Fry Guy at Slappy Joe's wouldn't severely crimp All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's ability to still be irresistible, so it shouldn't come as a huge surprise when a glance in the mirror reveals something much gnarlier as the reason why nobody wants to get close to him.

PS: Pretty sure no cats were injured in the making of this video.

London Alley Signs Directors Chris Marrs Piliero, Tim Mattia, and Carlos Perez

Production company formally announces three director signings today:

Tommy Labuda is the rep for all US productions...

Also new is a refreshed Londonalley.com website filled with 

The Hottest Couples in Music Videos

Is Kanye and Kim Kardashian the hottest couple to enshrine their love in a music video? Vulture made a list — Kimye comes in at #7, which means it will clearly be included in a future rant — ranking them from nottest to hottest.

The kookiest one is unfortunately not on the list: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, who was also her manager at the time (and has much better abs than any other music manager out there. Believe me.) 

There also many notable hair metal omissions like David Coverdale of Whitesnake and Tawny Kitaen in "Here I Go Again" and "Is This Love" (ed. It was not) and, of course, Sam Kinison and Jessica Hahn in "Wild Thing" ...

Read more for the full list, but hit Vulture for a breakdown of each one: