Morgan Gillio

Surreally dreaming of a perfect date.

Screw the usual highway reststop. Here's how it works in a music video:

• Every woman who stops at a roadside bar is unspeakably hot.
• The bar itself is just the right mix of vibey and dangerous.
• The jukebox is spot-on (duh)
• The singer can rock a pair of trousers like nobody's business
• Choreographer dance routines will break out
• The bartender will work his bottle like nobody's business
• There will be cameos (Haim, Jon "Napoleon Dynamite" Heder)
• And Napoleon Dynamite will, of course, walk off with the girl

Got it?

Fame is usually a solitary pursuit — unless you count the people you chew up to get where you want to go — so Fight Club is probably an apt metaphor. That's not what this is, because the the dancers of WIFE don't come together to clash, but to become a seamless, rhyhmic one. Or something. Either way it's lovely.