Hype Williams

Nicki Minaj and director Hype Williams threaten to one-up The Happytime Murders as this year's best NSFW puppet extravaganza thanks to raw lyrics and a series of puppet caricatures of notable male hip-hop stars. 

Puff Daddy x Hype Williams x Pharrell. So long as you're not expecting a return to the shiny suit days, it's hard to find fault with this homage to old-school NYC circa Public Enemy, CBGBs and pop art (plus, a little James Brown thrown in for good measure).

Maximum, legendary booty like this can't be unveiled without the appropriate fanfare, so forgive the introductory warning and countdown. This is essentially all booty from the first shot to the last, designed to titilate, shock and especially serve notice to other contenders in The Great Ass Race of 2014.

The Internet moves so fast and we all want to be FIRST so bad that sometimes we neglect to pay attention to common sense. And most of what's on the purported Yeezus: The Film poster is totally made up.

Let's take it credit by credit...

A Donda Production in association with Milk Studios...

Donda is Kanye's company for all his creative endeavors, be it tour design or album packaging. The film will certainly be a Donda production. Milk Studios has a Kanye connection, having hosted events for him, but nothing in terms of video or other film production for 'Ye... 

Written by Bret Easton Ellis

Bret Easton Ellis is indeed confirmed to be working on a Kanye project. But it is not this film. 

Casting by Alfred Sergei

There is no such person.

Production Designer Ian Edward

Unless this is leisure sector finance specialist Ian Edward moonlighting as a production designer, this is also bullshit.

Film Editor More Random Names

We are dumb.

Music Composed by Kanye West

Hey, something that's true!

Director of Photography William Wolfgang

Another made-up name. I'd say whoever made the posted has a thing for classical music (Sergei, Wolfgang)...

Executive Producer Nathan John Brown Hitchcock

This is just a word salad. I do like the John Brown reference, however. Hitchcock is too easy.

Directed by Hype Williams

This is also true.

All that said... Yeezus: The Film will likely be great, even if it's just a concert film as previously tipped. And the fact that author Bret Easton Ellis is indeed cooking something up with Kanye is also very interesting.

Here's all you need to know: Future, Kanye West, Hype Williams, waves and women.

To the victors go the spoils, I guess...