@JosephKahn Ran my picture through the young face app. https://t.co/D7EtTLoS8W 1 day 6 hours ago
@JosephKahn RT : it's one of the best movies of the past couple of years - to weakly paraphrase Guillermo Del Toro, it's like a dial… https://t.co/XaJ5i6ltUj 1 day 2 hours ago
@Videostatic R.LUM.R "How It Feels" (Edgar Daniel, dir.) https://t.co/vRHjjRFabS 1 day 10 hours ago
@JosephKahn My twitter is basically a conversation I'm trying to have with a really smart friend but my really stupid friend ke… https://t.co/iPmowmfehp 1 day 19 hours ago
@dougstern Please tell me this is a Jimmy Page biopic! https://t.co/789ACKNIpX 1 day 1 min ago
@BrunoMars Congrats ! That’s awesome. 🥂 https://t.co/6DhD0PAfnH 1 day 8 hours ago
@taylorswift13 RT : Two NEW Lover album bundles are available on for ❤️ Available until July 16 at 11:59pm PDT!… https://t.co/WEA5a0rSFl 1 day 7 hours ago
@questlove Wow....this ain’t that bad. Imma be aight! https://t.co/w5jOC8ItTn 7 hours 1 min ago
@JosephKahn RT : Bodied holds up the pallid, weenie mirror to double consciousness - reconciling the hollow veracity of 'it's all ac… https://t.co/L0QiQwr6hL 1 day 2 hours ago
@questlove this made zero sense. just for that imma make you wait 17 MORE years 1 day 6 hours ago
@Videostatic Brittany Howard "Stay High" (Kim Gehrig, dir.) https://t.co/DQPOeMvz1d 1 day 7 hours ago
@dougstern Leave Stacy Peralta out of this! https://t.co/zZIs1abXkU 1 day 9 hours ago
@dougstern Man, how did our stupid-ass country accidentally bring us this amazing guy? https://t.co/awBCv8NT6p 1 day 8 hours ago
@JosephKahn I don't have a racist bone in my body. I just eat the meat of a racist. Who eats the bone? Gross. 1 day 1 hour ago
@katyperry A new 🌊〰wave〰🌊 of the Beauty School collection is out at ! Keep checking back for more new styles 👠… https://t.co/keyRqrvllI 1 day 11 hours ago
@JosephKahn I love when you hit on me. 19 hours 38 min ago
@JosephKahn Much to the chagrin of my friend I have to say I fucking love INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM… https://t.co/wUsWCTc2R1 1 day 18 hours ago

Nicole Acacio

Katy Perry "Birthday" (Marc Klasfeld & Danny Lockwood, dir.)

If this music biz thing doesn't work out for Katy Perry, I'd say she could probably made a decent living by performing at birthday parties — so long as she doesn't use this video as her work reel. The video for "Birthday" operates in the tradition of Bad Grandpa and Punked, with Katy in serious disguise as horribly incompentent birthday entertainers. We get the animal expert who likes to eat mice and let the animals crap all around the kids, an elderly stripper who makes Robin Byrd look hot, a Bar Mitzvah comic who makes Bruce Vilanch seem cutting edge (I kid), and much more.

And lest you're worried that Katy ruined all these parties, I'm sure they're more than thrilled to be involved in what's likely to be a smash... and those kids with the awful facepaintings don't seem so annoyed when she reveals her true identity.