Girl Band "Why They Hide Their Bodies Under My Garage" (Bob Gallagher, dir.) [NSFW]

Male genitalia and torture is likely not your favorite combo— unless it's Nine Inch Nails "Happiness In Slavery" — but there's something oddly cheery about what goes down in this video for a noisy rock cover of an electronic Blawan track.

And, hey, maybe this is what most pathologists are actually up to behind closed doors... 

The Five Second Video Shoot (Guillaume Panariello, dir.)

Most video shoots last hours upon hours upon hours. Unless you've got a Phantom camera, in which case you can shoot at 1,000 frames-per-second and shoot a one-taker in just five seconds.

Before you decide whether Guillaume Panariello is the laziest or smartest director on the block, take a look at the elaborate scene that plays out: It's likely more elaborte and has more action than your latest production.

Three Videos in One for Jack White "That Black Bat Licorice"

We know Jack White loves the number three, so of course he'd use music interactivity to cram three videos into one. Holding down the number "3" (of course) moves the animated version to a live-action clip starring Mr. White himself, and holding down the letter "B" (it kind of looks like a "3," right?) takes you to a headbanging parking lot.

Of course it took 3 directors to accomplish this: James Blagden tackled the animation, Jack White directed his own damn live action video, and Brad Holland delivered the headbanging mania.

2015 Best Video mtvU Woodie Nominees

mtvU unveiled the nominees for the 2015 Woodie Awards, to be broadcast live on MTV from Austin's SXSW Festival on Friday, March 20, at 9 p.m.

Vying for Best Video Woodie will:

Best Video Woodie (Best Video of the Year)

Visit Woodies.MTV.com for a full list of nominees and other details...

"Black Lake" Video Previews Björk MoMA Retrospective

Who needs Swan Lake when we're about to get Black Lake?

Björk officially enters the realm of fine art — even though any music video fan already considers her atop the "music video as art" food chain — with a forthcoming retrospective at NYC's prestigous MOMA, and this video to commemorate the occasion.

Based on the preview, we're in for another doozy courtesy of director Andrew Thomas Huang, who previously worked with Bjork on the "Mutual Core" video.

The whole thing will premiere as a sound/video installation at MOMA, when the Björk retrospective opens March 8 and runs through June 7. Visitors will also be able to experience a cinema room showcasing all her videos, plus various instruments and art pieces from her discography, including the robots from her "All Is Full Of Love" video and, of course, the legendary Swan Dress.